Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
個人考績評語
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.
有些人總想知道你的長官給你的工作表現評語時，這些評語的真正意思是什麼。 看看這些評語真正的意思吧！
AVERAGE: Not too bright.
普通：不是太聰明。
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date.
特別的稱職：到今天為止還沒有犯什麼大錯。
ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.
社交很活躍：酒鬼一個。
ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.
工作上態度熱心：意見很多。
CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law.
無可責備的人格（無可挑剔）：只能用法律解決的傢伙。
UNLIMITED POTENTIAL: Will stick with us until retirement.
有無限的潛力：會死纒到退休的貨色。
QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for errors.
思想敏捷：犯錯總能找出令人讚嘆的好理由。
TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited.
以自己工作為榮：老王賣瓜，自以為是。
TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys drinks for superiors.
一有機會就會為工作進步而努力： 常買酒給長官喝。
INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION: Knows more than superiors.
對工作指示反應冷淡：懂得比長官多。
STERN DISCIPLINARIAN: A real jerk.
嚴格遵守規定：不懂變通的混球一個。
TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep mouth shut.
懂得和長官相處：知道什麼時候該把嘴巴閉起來。
APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job.
處理困難問題的時候，能以邏輯的方式：常找別人代做工作。
A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused.
敏銳的分析家：常常完全搞不清狀況。
NOT A DESK PERSON: Did not go to college.
不拘於只坐辦公桌：沒唸過大專以上。
EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together.
自我表逹能力夠：能把兩個句子連在一塊兒用。
SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB: Miserable home life.
常用自己額外的時間來工作：可憐的家人和家庭生活。
CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL: Scared.
誠懇負責又小心：被嚇壞！
METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nitpicker.
對細節一絲不苟的全神貫注：雞蛋裡挑骨頭的貨色。
DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP: Has a loud voice.
顯現出有領袖的氣質：嗓門很大。
JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUND: Lucky.
常常判斷正確：運氣好。
MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE: A snob.
始終保持專業的態度： 自負傲慢的勢利鬼。
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR: Knows lots of dirty jokes.
超有幽默感：知道很多黃色笑話。
STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES: Stubborn.
強烈堅守原則：老頑固。
GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE: A coward.
和上司以及下屬，都能相處的非常好：儒夫一個。
SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE: Stupid.
表現略遜於一般水平：笨蛋一個。
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Turns in work on time.
對公司有重要價值：上下班準時到。
IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL: Wanted by no-one else.
對公司非比尋常的忠誠：沒有別家公司要用的人。
ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS: An office gossip.
非常關注公司的發展：辦公室喜歡傳蜚語流言的人。
REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT: Lazy and hard-headed.
需要再上工作價值觀的再教育課：懶，腦筋笨又講不通。
HARD WORKER: Usually does it the hard way.
工作辛苦者：通常用笨又費力的方法去做工作。
ENJOYS JOB: Needs more to do.
樂在工作中：工作量太少了。
HAPPY: Paid too much.
在公司愉快：薪水給太多。
WELL ORGANIZED: Does too much busywork.
工作井然有序：雜事太多的人。
COMPETENT: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.
能力夠：只要長官幫忙，還能把工作做完。
CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN: Annoying.
常和長官交換意見：煩死人。
WILL GO FAR: Relative of management.
將對工作有幫助：老闆的親戚。
SHOULD GO FAR: Please.
一定對工作有幫助：饒了我，調到別的部門去吧！
USES TIME EFFECTIVELY: Clock watcher.
有效運用時間的人：上班猛巴著時鐘看的人。
VERY CREATIVE: Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.
非有有創意：找到至少２２個理由去做別的事，但就是不做交代的事。
USES RESOURSES WELL: Delegates everything.
懂得運用公司組織：什麼事都委託別人做。
DESERVES PROMOTION: Create new title to make he feel appreciated.
應予昇級：找一個新職務名稱，讓他感覺被賞識就好。
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