金高樑
山東鄉下高樑豐收，為此舉辦了新詩大會，特別找了北大回家的學生來做。
村長說：俺看就用金高樑來做吧！
北大四年級學生上台說：
秋風徐來農事了；
三二成群齊來了；
斜陽遍灑如海浪；
且看，映像如畫金高樑。
群眾尤其是女生們，都齊聲喝采，。
這時候村長有些不服氣，就這個啊！咱村裡也有人會。
村長拉出一個小夥子說：你給俺也照著做一個，要有金高樑三個字的。
年輕的鄉巴佬上台不丁不八的站著就唸：
小金和俺也到了；
村口小妞遇著了；
她有三（ㄙㄚ）人咱只倆；
好唄，咱搞一個金搞倆。
看看原作品，英文版。
There was a poem contest between the Yale graduate and a Redneck. They had to quickly think up a poem based on the same word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
詩人作品
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination-Timbuktu.
Then the redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu
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