A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word fascinate."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good, but I really wanted the word fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word fascinate" so she called on him.
Little Johnny said, "My sisters sweater has 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8."
(this from insanejoke)
Tell me you got it!!!!
<p>I'd better read it again as not so sure I got it.</p> <p>will get back to you.</p> [版主回覆10/05/2006 08:47:17]fasten 8" 想像老是口齒不清不會拚字的小朋友，還急著想表現自己。這字唸不清也會唸成fasciante.
<p>I have no such problem...I can fasten all 10...sometimes 12!</p> <p>I got it!</p> [版主回覆10/06/2006 08:07:50]I can fasten all 10...sometimes 12！！<img src="http://tw.yimg.com/i/tw/blog/smiley/18.gif"/>
<p><img src="http://l.yimg.com/f/i/tw/blog/smiley/18.gif"/>Very funny......I just got it fasten-eight</p> <p><img src="http://l.yimg.com/f/i/tw/blog/smiley/18.gif"/></p> [版主回覆07/14/2009 17:45:06]<p>You are so clever!!<img src="http://l.yimg.com/f/i/tw/blog/smiley/18.gif"/></p>
<p>Actually I shared this joke with Gary this morning, for he had a Monday blues....</p> <p>I guess he loves your joke, like the last one : the boy asked his teacher if farts has lumps.....</p> <p>You have talent on letting people smile. That's really a great gift.</p> <p><img src="http://l.yimg.com/f/i/tw/blog/smiley/7.gif"/></p> [版主回覆07/14/2009 17:46:48]<p>talent on letting people smile! we all have it from our father in the heaven. <img src="http://l.yimg.com/f/i/tw/blog/smiley/18.gif"/></p> <p>If from our longlife mother , that will be a cold joke only!<img src="http://l.yimg.com/f/i/tw/blog/smiley/18.gif"/></p>