天天的部落格

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

個人考績評語

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

有些人總想知道你的長官給你的工作表現評語時，這些評語的真正意思是什麼。  看看這些評語真正的意思吧！

AVERAGE: Not too bright.

普通：不是太聰明。

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date.

特別的稱職：到今天為止還沒有犯什麼大錯。

ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.

社交很活躍：酒鬼一個。

ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.

工作上態度熱心：意見很多。

CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law.

無可責備的人格（無可挑剔）：只能用法律解決的傢伙。

UNLIMITED POTENTIAL: Will stick with us until retirement.

有無限的潛力：會死纒到退休的貨色。

QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

思想敏捷：犯錯總能找出令人讚嘆的好理由。

TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited.

以自己工作為榮：老王賣瓜，自以為是。

TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys drinks for superiors.

一有機會就會為工作進步而努力：　常買酒給長官喝。

INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION: Knows more than superiors.

對工作指示反應冷淡：懂得比長官多。

STERN DISCIPLINARIAN: A real jerk.

嚴格遵守規定：不懂變通的混球一個。

TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep mouth shut.

懂得和長官相處：知道什麼時候該把嘴巴閉起來。

APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job.

處理困難問題的時候，能以邏輯的方式：常找別人代做工作。

A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused.

敏銳的分析家：常常完全搞不清狀況。

NOT A DESK PERSON: Did not go to college.

不拘於只坐辦公桌：沒唸過大專以上。

EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together.

自我表逹能力夠：能把兩個句子連在一塊兒用。

SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB: Miserable home life.

常用自己額外的時間來工作：可憐的家人和家庭生活。

CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL: Scared.

誠懇負責又小心：被嚇壞！

METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nitpicker.

對細節一絲不苟的全神貫注：雞蛋裡挑骨頭的貨色。

DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP: Has a loud voice.

顯現出有領袖的氣質：嗓門很大。

JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUND: Lucky.

常常判斷正確：運氣好。

MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE: A snob.

始終保持專業的態度： 自負傲慢的勢利鬼。

KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR: Knows lots of dirty jokes.

超有幽默感：知道很多黃色笑話。

STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES: Stubborn.

強烈堅守原則：老頑固。

GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE: A coward.

和上司以及下屬，都能相處的非常好：儒夫一個。

SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE: Stupid.

表現略遜於一般水平：笨蛋一個。

OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Turns in work on time.

對公司有重要價值：上下班準時到。

IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL: Wanted by no-one else.

對公司非比尋常的忠誠：沒有別家公司要用的人。

ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS: An office gossip.

非常關注公司的發展：辦公室喜歡傳蜚語流言的人。

REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT: Lazy and hard-headed.

需要再上工作價值觀的再教育課：懶，腦筋笨又講不通。

HARD WORKER: Usually does it the hard way.

工作辛苦者：通常用笨又費力的方法去做工作。

ENJOYS JOB: Needs more to do.

樂在工作中：工作量太少了。

HAPPY: Paid too much.

在公司愉快：薪水給太多。

WELL ORGANIZED: Does too much busywork.

工作井然有序：雜事太多的人。

COMPETENT: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.

能力夠：只要長官幫忙，還能把工作做完。

CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN: Annoying.

常和長官交換意見：煩死人。

WILL GO FAR: Relative of management.

將對工作有幫助：老闆的親戚。

SHOULD GO FAR: Please.

一定對工作有幫助：饒了我，調到別的部門去吧！

USES TIME EFFECTIVELY: Clock watcher.

有效運用時間的人：上班猛巴著時鐘看的人。

VERY CREATIVE: Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.

非有有創意：找到至少２２個理由去做別的事，但就是不做交代的事。

USES RESOURSES WELL: Delegates everything.

懂得運用公司組織：什麼事都委託別人做。

DESERVES PROMOTION: Create new title to make he feel appreciated.

應予昇級：找一個新職務名稱，讓他感覺被賞識就好。

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